A man travels on a ship. 😀 Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets…

Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. 😀 With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He lies down and instantl…

A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man a sks a…

A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” 😀 “Do you think I need h…

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. 😀 He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attenda…

A Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. 😀 He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has ju…

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. 😀 One of the men says, “I have it the worst. My prudish wife won’t s…

A blonde walks into a doctor's office 😀 One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened.…

A rookie police officer was assigned 😀 A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s rad…

She told her mother One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” 😀 “Then why are …

Mike said to Charlie the bartender 😀 Mike said to Charlie the bartender. “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Ch…

Dan married a woman with an identical twin   Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. 😀 “Tell…

A wife comes home late one night A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs inste…

A hotel guest calls the front desk   A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You ne…

A male patient is lying in bed       A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student n…

A man walked out into the street   A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “P…

My boss phoned me today 😀 My boss phoned me today. He said, “Is everything okay at the office?” I said, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy da…

A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip – three pennies. 😀 As …

A man walked out into the street A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “P…

A husband suspected his wife 😀 A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot …

A man goes to see a wizard                                                                                   😀 A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you l…

A man comes home 😀 A man comes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, and asks, “What is this?!?” The wife turns to her lover and says, 😀 “See, I told…

A husband suspected his wife A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. 😀 He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,   “I have a parro…

A man walked out into the street 😀 A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “…