A man travels on a ship. 😀 Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets…

Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. 😀 With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He lies down and instantl…

A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man a sks a…

A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” 😀 “Do you think I need h…

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. 😀 He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attenda…

A Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. 😀 He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has ju…

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. 😀 One of the men says, “I have it the worst. My prudish wife won’t s…